Alicia Treece Said What?

I have kept track of some of the things my Grandchildren have said to me over the years. Alicia was born in 1985.

_____Date_____ They Said What?
2 0 1 1
Age 26
February 13, 2011 So today, I got pulled over. At first I was doing a check list of what I could have possibly done wrong. I wasn't speeding, my tags were up-to-date, I was baffled. Alas it was for checking for underage driving. He even saw the fire emblem on the back of the van and said, "So I see your dad is a firefighter, eh?" I said, "No, my HUSBAND is." Once he saw my ID he let me go. Crazy!
March 8, 2011 So we were at the Mall Playground, and I hate it when all these kids leave their shoes on, cause someone always gets hurt. Signs Everywhere reminding parents to do take them off, and yet here we are. I tell that to Jeff and he then looks around. He leans in and says, "Well it might be because all the signs are in English". Doh! Wish the signs were in picture format, so they wouldn't have an excuse...
March 16, 2011 Got a wicked headache after dinner, so I let Thomas watch a Leap Frog Movie right after bath... I lay my head on the couch and Thomas got up went to the wall and started jumping...I ask him what he was doing and he said "Turning the lights off! I'm helping you mommy!" Awww! I helped with the light and he kissed my head... snuggle time!
September 5, 2011 Got to love guys, they'll alibi you out of anything:

At the In-laws when I see a pudding cup on the counter. Instant craving for pudding! So I went to the garage and ask Mr. T and
Patrick if I could eat the pudding cup.
They said "Sure cause" they didn't know who it belonged to.
I said, "Well if anyone asks - let them know I ate it, and I'll get em a new one"
To which Mr. T said: "If anyone asks, we'll say"...
Then in unison, both men said................... "What pudding cup?"
2 0 1 2
Age 27
June 6, 2012 Moron Me...
I pull into a store’s parking lot, turn off ignition, and go to hide my valuables. An Incredible lightning flash with an immediate resonating thunder crack fills the sky. I am startled as my car lights instantly went out. I admit... very briefly thought, "Rats, blackout".

Ladies and case you missed why that was a stupid thought...

I'm in a CAR, not a power-line tethered facility. My interior lights go off after 30 seconds... weather has nothing to do with it... Face palm...

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